As of today, Mr. Leorio Paladiknight (I-HxH World) is the 47th president of the USA. Yay!

Here is a concise list of the new legislation he's released.

• No more Mondays- they will be replaced with Fundays
• Oreos will be provided by the government
• Racism is no more (woohoo!!)
• Adobe Flash will return
• The Epcot Ball will be public property
• Your mom is now bisexual

This concludes today's report.